I arrived home as the last 2 ladies were leaving Yella's breakfast brunch party. I asked how it went and she said, "I'll tell you as soon as the last 2 are gone...there was an incident."
Mysterious....
As it turns out, the party was a huge success with most...most...of them having a ball with no issues.
But...
They arrived with 5 bottles of wine and 3 bottles of champagne, for 11 women of which 2 don't drink and most of the others drink very little.
You do the math. One lady apparently imbibed the lions share of the booze. And she is a skinny thing to boot.
As the drinking progressed, the lady in question became more and more fond of "wolf whistling" to get everyone's attention. This became a moment by moment event, shattering the ear drums of anyone with in 25 feet of the lady. Not something that made the girls happy!
I will stop referring to her as "lady" now.
During a particularly fierce bout of dancing, she fell into an end table, toppling a speaker onto the floor and shattering a tile, as well as destroying a lamp and the end table.
At this point, Yella banished her to the porch where several party goers were gathered. But she kept returning for more dancing. Yella would once again usher her out as she pouted in protest.
I am so glad some of the poor behavior in the world falls on the female side of life! And all before noon!
I howled through the story as Yella told it.
I suspect Yella will get an apology call tomorrow from the vixen.
Girls will be girls!
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Ohhh, I so love it when I am not the wrong one.... and, not even our gender - We Win!! (this one). I probably would have went ballistic on the broken floor tile. good for You, Tom, for keeping with the Funny side of it..
got back from India - left Mumbai at 91 degrees in shorts and sandals - arrived back here to snow induced paralysis and temperatures in the teens. but, the weird part is staying awake all night, and sleeping all day ... oh well... will adjust soon enough I guess. Love You, Tom! Darshan
When I returned from Nepal, I woke up every hour all night for 6 weeks. I had no problem adjusting going form US to Nepal but the other way was hard.
When I heard the story about the drunk woman, my first response was compassion...she couldn't help it...she's a drunk...it's what drunks do. Then I felt great because it wasn't a man getting in trouble. Ha Ha! Now I am wondering about her. Will she wake up to her problem? Will she apologize to Yella? Will her best friends confront her? Who knows? Love you too, Darshan.
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