I have renamed it The Cluster F#$#@ in Boquete so you can imagine how it's going.
The director made some changes to accommodate the lead singer not being able to sing. Her verses are now sung be everyone at the same time, like we are now a chorus, except I still sing my parts.
I know, this is ridiculous. So now, we all sing "Anything you can do I can do better" and I answer (that is, answering myself, if you are paying attention), "no you can't".
Are you confused? So am I.
Remember the older couple who couldn't stand through the 3 minute song? They are now sitting a bales of hay at the back of the stage doing...well, I have no idea what they are doing. I guess they are simply being in the show.
I was talking to a few friends at breakfast the other day and one of them said, "think of it as performing in a Nursing Home with the activity director trying to get everyone involved."
Great...the old folks home show it is then.
On to the saga of the damn dog...
The dog is routinely getting through the electric fence. She simply runs through it. She is faster than the pulses of electricity and rarely gets shocked.
I don't even think she thinks twice before doing it.
I just got an estimate for a yet another fix to the tune of $150. I am having trouble with spending more money when I think she will find different ways to beat the fence after the fix.
Too bad, I really like the dog but I suspect she is on borrowed time staying here.
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